Kids say the darndest things...

I work with kids age K-6 and half of the things that come from their mouths are hilarious and I feel the need to remember them. I don't want to flood my personal pages, so I made one just for the ridiculous things they say.

Posted 2 years ago

I don’t like goalies, they’re always getting in the way.

Dominik, grade 5
Posted 2 years ago

… yeah, and girls just get in kitty fights and start throwing makeup at each other.

Cate, 4th grade.
Posted 2 years ago

There’s another reason we travel in groups… To protect ourselves from the outerly walls of manliness.

Cate, 4th grade
Posted 2 years ago
- Me: I hate trying to close the stapler after putting staples in cause I'm scared one's gonna hit me in the eye.
- Dominik (5th grade): Don't worry, you have your brother for that.
after he kicked his friend in the no no spot...

Posted 2 years ago
- Rodney: He was tickling me to death..
- Me: Yeah but he wasn't trying to hurt you, he was just tickling you.
- Rodney: Yeah, TO DEATH.
Posted 2 years ago

I wonder why he was depressed. He should have just gone to Six Flags…

Jorden, grade 4
knock knock pt. 2... (true story)

Posted 2 years ago
- Rodney: Knock knock!
- Me: Who's there?
- Rodney: Your brother...
- Me: Oh my god.... my brother who...
- Rodney: Your brother punched you in the eye.
knock knock! (my last name is Shahosaini)

Posted 2 years ago
- Me: Who's there..
- Skyler: Shah.
- Me: Shah who?
- Skyler: Shah-who-saini!!
(kinder)

Posted 2 years ago
- Me: How far is Indonesia?
- Nicky: Like thirty minutes?
- Me: Oh, how do you get there?
- Nicky: Ummm.. You drive past Lake Tahoe to Indonesia.
Posted 2 years ago

I definitely need a smaller backpack. Or a bigger of me.

Megan, grade 1